My brother is friends with this girl who works at the same place he does, and whenever she drops by at our house, she goes straight up to his room and then they nap for a few hours
That’s the kind of friendship I aspire to have someday
never mind they were definitely not napping yesterday
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i told them that i was
dyingbut i made it sound like poetry
so they laughed with their
pretty teeth and
didn’t
believe.
[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
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is this allowed
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aaand my life flashed before my eyes
THIS IS THE MOST NOSTALGIC POST EVER
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“what’s worse? getting kicked in the balls or childbirth? i guess no one will ever know haha”
as a cis male i feel like i should say getting a kick in my baloney pony would not hurt as much as having my VAGINA STRETCHED OPEN AND FORCING A TINY HUMAN THROUGH IT WHY IS THIS EVEN AN ARGUMENT HAVE YOU SEEN A PERSON IN CHILDBIRTH YOU CHICKEN FRIED FUCK
baloney pony
Chicken fried fuck
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me: [listens to own playlist]
me: fucking masterpiece
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i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
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